I Believe...

Friends, Steamers, people of the world. Our governments hide many things from us: aliens, monsters, the location of the secret island which elvis and Princess Diana live on. The list is endless with the Pseudo-crap that our nations hide from us. But no more.

Now I make my stand and say: I believe.

Because of all the lies about aliens and monsters that our rulers keep secret they hide this one the greatest: unicorns.

We see media coverage on aliens and the Yeti and investigations into abuse of Chinese children slave labourers. But NOT unicorns.

Among other things, such as campaigning for better Unicorn well-being, finding a cure for unicorn AIDs and the withdrawal of NATO forces from Unicornistan, i simply campaign for the truth.

This is a call to all Unicorn believers that you are not alone in this world! That you shouldn't listen to the abusive comments of "non-believers", and be proud of your belief in unicorns, and that they are out there roaming the earth farting rainbows, that YOU know the truth.

And be part of a group that gives you the community of people who slowly question their dwindling sanity and overall mental health.

So don't suck on the media sack of "Unicorns don't exist". Stand up, speak out, question. But above all else, believe.

Focker out!