Cornman's reign of terror is over and a new player of the week has risen to the top. That new player of the week is none other than samus. However, this is no ordinary nomination. You see, unlike most, samus got here not threw her raw gamer skill, but her lack there of. The amount of progress she has made is honestly insulting. So much so in fact it's inspiring. How one can be a gamer such as you I will never know. You are an enigma. The least gamer gaming gamer queen.

May god have mercy on your soul.

-Aleks