I have a spare copy of Metal Slug 3 and I have decided to give it to one of you fine folks of this amazing club! All you gotta do is answer the following question. The best answer, determined by my pet koala, will receive the free game.

THE QUESTION
You have been turned into a watermelon, and your nemesis is about to cut you open and eat your flesh. What do you do?

Answer in the comments.
There will be five days to answer starting now!
Good luck everyone!