We need a team of 6 for TF2:

-Brother Hukks
-GamermanNZ
-Jagen
-Garoth
-Night
-Pondweed

Well it's more like one resolution and here it is:

Getting Connor a... ball of cheese! - no
Getting Connor a... barbeque! - no
Getting Connor a... russian bride! - no
Getting Connor a... A in English! - no
Getting Connor a... Diploma in ICT! - no
Getting Connor a... cake - no (It's a lie)
Getting Connor a... hat! - no
Getting Connor a... pair of jeans! - no (well maybe to achieve ultimate goal)
Getting Connor a... copy of Farcry 3! - yes (no actually I'm just trolling him)
Getting Connor a... condom! - no
Getting Connor a... super computer - no
Getting Connor a... pair of socks - no
Getting Connor a... date to the ball - yes