I don't understand why I'm putting so much effort into this group but I've basicly written a summary of how the book of mango will go (English is a 2nd language so its probably bad..)

Summary
In the beginning there was nothing but mangos, pancakes and internet. But the internet had blocked X rated sights, plus mangos nor pancakes could masturbate so they soon felt each other’s presence as a gift. They were found everywhere, which at the same time was nowhere together. Soon they embraced and became one, they had changed into the great lord mango pancake. Soon the internet also bore a child his name was Gabe Newell. Mango and Gabe became the best of friends and decided they wanted to create a new world they could rule together. So they created Steam, a beautiful place filled with games and a wonderful community. But soon as steam grew, it developed a cancer within as scammers, phishers, level 0’s and clueless noobs ventured into steam. Gabe had trouble with them as they were polluting his world so he made Team Fortress 2 (a safe haven for many great players and community players at the time) Free to play. Noobs flooded in on a wave of gibus’s leaving a wake of destruction in their path. Many players perished and quit tf2 but a few bands of premium survivors formed and made there stand against the treacherous F2p’s. Gaben had seen how his TF2 community was torn so he did the only thing he could do. He added hats. This showed your social status. Soon many great players can be told apart as they wore many hats. Lord Mango had the most hats he was at the top of the Pyramid but many got angry because they knew Gabe had a soft spot for Mango so before they could Revolt he added “Unusuals” which were hats with effects. Soon after bible.tf grew misleading people into the darkness. Mango had no Unusuals so his status was lowered and as bible.tf misleaded people with their “prices” mangos item grew even lower soon only a few remembered who he was. But Mango has been planning his return, he always has. When he returns he will come with riches many cannot believe he will give unusuals to his followers and the rest will perish. But the first step must be made. He must get his first unusual which will ensure his return

- Cheers moony