Let's talk about me. Let's talk about the 6'8" frame, the 37" vertical leap, the black steel that drips down my back AKA the Bulletproof Mullet, the Google Prototype Scopes with built in LCD LED 1080P 3D Sony technology, the Ethiopian Poisonous Caterpillar aka Slick Daddy. Lets talk about the cabinets right behind me that go 40ft deep into the other wall that house the other 95% of my trophies, the awards, the certificates, all claiming first place.