god i too was a fuckboy

shit!!! hahah i forgot i was part of a fuckboy community, whats wrong with me why am i beign slacking lately xD my number of hoes is been going down steedely im on the verge of getting cuff by a community thot, i need to get back on the game and get ma self a few baby mamas. xD heheh

OMG I'm number 1 fuqboi. This has been a huge honor. I don't even know where to begin with this honorable title. First, I would like to thank my dad by always treating me like a real African Negro and leaving me before I was born. Next, I want to thank all the beautiful girls on r/gonewild, especially the pale skinned asian thot with the shaved head and MLP poster in the background I think of you when ever I'm banging the shit out of my anime sex pillow, hahaa you should see how badly I messed up that thing. Lastly none of this wouldn't be possible without my homie Alex Jones for keeping me updated on the fact that the goverment is selling me gay frog jizz from my own faucet, like WTF Obama, why couldn't the guy trying to assassinate Reagan at least make an attempt at you, communist swine.

That's fucking gold.

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i fucking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it fucking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

Yu fucken wish pub.