Dedicated to the man who kaps like a mutha trucka

the spy crab is as i have said last time a wonderful creature. It cleanses fortress world after the shotfun hebbys have destroyed the unfaithful inhabitants thereof. in a perfect world we would be in a world where we would have a spy crab for a pet, but those damn hippies keep us from doing this. although i guess there aren't enough out there, too bad. It is unfortunate that sir saxton hale has many times given us the weaponry to assist the shotfun hebbys, and used them instead murdered the defenseless spy crab. even saxton hale see's the beauty of such regal animals as the samich bear, and spy crab. in the past the fortresses of the gravel land, were covered in spycrabs but the samich hadn't migrated in from their previous home of striker sourcer counter.
today i issue this challenge to all members of the fortress world next time you see a suspicious dot on a spycrab, erasing the tryhards disease, jump in front of it and you will ascend into hevyn and receive a samich from the samich god to help you in your fight to extinguish those tryhards.