My big cheap Jew wedding in Jewmaica performed by Judge Jewdy.

Pronounced: GONT-seh meh-GILL-ah

It means to make a big deal or a major issue out of nothing.

Example: someone asks, “What time is it?” And instead of simply answering the question, the other guy tells you where he bought his watch, how much it cost, how many watches he's got like it, and what time it is all over the world. He gives you the time in Africa, in Poland and Turkey. Then he tells you the meaning of time, why time isn't important, and why you should never be in a hurry. And people should never ask the time because if you're only worried about time you'll get an ulcer. And you never do find out what time it is. In other words, he gives you a gantseh megillah.

Example 2: You kill someone in dustbowl and taunt. The person you taunted starts raging like a 12 year old kid teeling you you are spamming and you suck and that your mother is a filthy ♥♥♥♥♥, while commenting on his team not having medics and not having dispensers or engies. In other words, he gives you a gantseh megillah.

-This has been another Jew lesson with m.boner.