If theres one thing the world needs, its Half Life 3. Er wait, wrong topic. I mean...BACON THE VIDEO GAME. It's what we NEED. In bacon the video game, you would be a peice of mutated bacon thats angry with humanity for burnign your friends in a horrible act of cookery! You were the only perfectly cooked bacon, and want some f***ing revenge right bloody now! In BTVG, your main weapon is a mini bacon gun, which shoots mini mini bacons that are sharp as KNIVES at your oponents, who are giant humans. MAKE THEM SUFFER.
WARNING : This game is not recomended to anyone who finds it offensive to slaughter their own race inhumanely, or who is under the age of 18. This game contains constant swearing from your gorey victimes, and a hgue amount of realistic blood.
REPORT : USA and every other government recently out lawed this game.