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i want psychopomp 2 tomorrow i miss venus so bad it hurts

i also find it kinda funny how games that are heavy on typing/reading mechanics just keep pulling me in. an individual with confirmed dysgraphia and dyslexic tendencies. im still in love with dead letter dept. but ohmy god how exhausting it felt to sit there being done with hours of typing things that my brain just wouldnt get right even though i had them right there in front of me.. such a good time though

wgat if i went back to reviewing stuff that i liked playing even for a little bit because i love yapping and flexing all those immaculate words ive picked up throughout my life.. i wanna do isekat when i finish it beucause its so silly and it has a lot of cats so its a must but its also kind of... too light for a proper hefty review? BUT STILL

sh𝐢t was hilarious and actually kinda genius i woulda panicked real bad but the way that dude was FUMING in egc because my wife is smarter and cooler and better at the game

forever cherishing the first ever vel tech (shielding me from a save with her fat ass then obliterating that one attempting ace) lost to history with no recorded evidence. miss you

2v8 is probably the safest ive ever felt playing killer, no matter if im flexing my stages or being carried. it isnt even fully about the fun of killer duoing, this deep seated animal distress that plagues me for great many things just doesnt follow there.
that is to say, its infinite times more satisfying to kwf than to play the usual queue, and while me and vel do try and get ahold of our own little victims separate from each other, i love coming after people she has just hit like im some sort of a feral thing let off its leash to finish the job. aiding what is mine.. i love letting her cage my downed survivors (and stealing hers just to be a b𝐢tch), i love nodding at her whenever she hits great shots or comes to help. i remember somebody getting really offended at that, thinking i was bming them. i'm merely appreciating my wife being an absolute baddie...
the day when (if?) they turn it permanent i will on god never get back to 1v4 its so lonely i miss it dearly every time

i love those sl𝐮tty waist and thigh holster straps wesker wears in stars attire.. why is she so thick in it...

450 wishlished 150+ outta 190 + family lib unplayed wat the f𝐮ck is wrong with you thing

anyway ME. i cannot express my joy whenever i meet smbd who matches my mood and mannerisms in a non-malicious way i am WAGGING MY TAIL how can you not be ecstatic about that??? how can some dudes despise their own kin?

dude i HATE TOXIC dumasses why cant you express yr attention seeking behaviors in a healty way and have some dignity while yr at it

bonus points if yr a stalky freak whos built yrself a whole ass new personality just to appear likeable and fawn, not befriend, to secure any type of connection while being all that on the inside. because god help you ya need it. MORE BONUS POINTS if you're a girl doing this </3

maybe sometimes people should stop and think a little and reflect on their internalized misery instead of passively turning it onto others who harmlessly enjoy (THE SAME) things as they do.. how do you let a stranger hurt your ego by simply existing and being comfortable in their own skin up to a point where you start acting like a complete assh𝐨le to help yrself feel validated oh my god

im gonna selfharm if my wesker doesnt carry 2v8 sesh tonight

i too am quite proud of you love :)

xenophile AND proud

stop. bullying. me.

(/joke /affectionate dont leave me alone. come to my house in fact)

the kinda girl to say shes horny as shes versing nemo LEAVE ME ALONE😭😭

МОЙ ЛЮБИМЫЙ ФИЛЬМ!!!!

кровь петуха на асфальте

я не хочу жить

I hope re9 gets delayed and you won't be able to play the new re game.

i keep using pfps with the same face angle as my shawty i believe its called conditioning. im a pet

normalize being a girl who is also a stupid f𝐮cking useless cat

no new hate msgs in straw in so long. yall suck just call me a freak once in a while

yes i do..

hello there precious do you perchance wish to stab me multiple times in a row..

yeah my love language is kinda weird i agree..

When i tell wife my enlightening wonderous things about wesker... and she calls him A dumb idot (joke. endearingly)??? This my reaction .

wish my leon wasnt so chopped because i wanna provide for both aeon and weskennedy freaks.. dude it hurts so bad i need to pick it up

every time i think of new yume drawing ideas i get reminded of l*** and her ai generated things and i have to sit and calm down for a bit because not only it looked so stupid but the audacity of her to claim it was of her own making.. i miss beefing with my fav ai fangirl

me and wife are so compdbd >_< her: bang saves me from round corners multiple times in a match Me: panic runs into walls giving myself heart attacks like a stressed out animal

if i lived in resident evil i too would inject myself with numerous suspicious vile things because Its so cool. and if i die a violent death. Well. i will not because i am better

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choke me? choke me? pull on it? choke me? so i start gurgling? choke m

not much left before i get there, and then we'll catch up on everything together :3

i just remembered i got a literal chain leash js laying around behind my back.. i wish vel would drag me around outside like a stupid slobbering animal i am but people are gonna look at us like we're a couple of degens and im realluy sensitive

imagine hating on me and im in my silluy room playing fishing games like =^. .^=

ouuhghhh im so kitty im so kitty im cat with my huge ass ears and silly tail :3

wags my tail and purrs really loudly and fixes my evil nerd glasses thank you my love.. you get me like nobody else would. ever

also i agree w every word especially the whole big cat energy part. he's hands-down the cvntiеst dude ever

im kissing you right on your big brain forehead for this. another solid analysis from albrt wesley nerd.. WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT 🙏🙏

also the way he straight up hunts chris and sheva down during his final bossfight, yet still, STILL plays this foolish cat-and-mouse game that has got him killed in the first place. ouroboros serpent being a symbol of endless self-consumption and rebirth and after all dat his own ass got his self collapsing can't believe i'm down bad for this.. this.... stupid dumb ridiculous thing..

he's quite literally built like a big cat, tall with broad shoulders down to a wasp waist, he fights with his legs quite a lot and lunges for take downs, all while still being unnaturally graceful for a man of his size and age. his posture is usually haughty and upright, hyper-alert like a feral thing flaring its hackles, and the way he circles the player as his opponent sometimes is predatory.

when trying to attack, he goes for the neck of chest cavity, either trying to crush or puncture, which is a common tactic when one's after a quick, effective kill. he flares his nostrils and bares his teeth and grunts and growls and tilts his head that little bit to the side FOR WHAT REASON no sane man would do all that. sometimes he flashes his eyes too and while being the most "other" thing about him, it's too on the nose hence why i never really give it a thought. i do like the way they are also feline though--

ok so i might be biased about resident evil 5 as a whole and yet.. his 5 design is my favorite for more than one reason but primarily because it's the most invasive, aggressive, and down right animalistic we've seen him to be.

all he wears is black, which is most often linked to authority, elegance and heaviness if we're talking psychology, and all that leather might only be tactical wear but could also be implied as camouflage. stealth is too something you'd associate with black, and dude literally jumps out of the shadows to ambush you. trenchcoat might be a little too over-the-top as it serves no direct advantage and kinda waters him down to the "cool guy" trope, except if we think of it as a physical manifestation of his ego, it starts making sense; wearing one, he seems bigger, therefore scarier and more powerful--

please do.. i lovbe listening to you yap about albnet wesler.. literally my favorite thing ever

what if i started yapping a whole lot about alblert ewsker residentevil 5 would thatbe weird

will you let it go PLEASE IM GOING INSANE