BLAME SPOON!!!

Its a sad day for asians everywhere, their tiny penises lie flaccid against their yellow skin in the morning light. Their super ♥♥♥♥♥♥ leader Loserboy has committed suicide. At 01:12 (Real time not stupid american time) GMT 29 December 2009 Loserboy was found dead in his apartment. It is believed he hired a prostitute and took the young male back to his apartment. There they engaged in filthy acts not fit for describing but Im going to anyway. According to sources, Loserboy had recently been dumped by his asian girlfriend after he refused to propose to her. This sent him into a downward spiral of alcohol and drug abuse. He spent all his money on a gold engagement ring to try win her back. He however failed to win her back after she clapped his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ between two bricks. So to vent his frustration he hired a male prostitute, in his apartment he proposed to the young mans ♥♥♥♥♥ and placed the ring on it. He then began to ♥♥♥♥ on said ♥♥♥♥♥ and when the ring became loose and lodged in Loserboy's throat, things got ugly. The prostitute mistaking Loserboys desperation for excitement shot a large sticky white load into his throat leaving a giant mess for police.


Friends of loserboy need not be upset, for he died how he lived. Choking on some black ♥♥♥♥.