Anura, He who died for our Sins, a Mother and Matyr to us.

In this sacred place of Worship, we come together as one: all races, religions, social standings, and give our blessings to our Lord, Anura.

Therefore, I request that we behave with the highest esteem of manners, and to refrain from partaking in any acts that may compromise our principles and morals. May I remind us all, that this is a Holy place, the Shrine of Anura, and we do not come here to dirty and bastardize it, but to honour our Savior, Lord Anura.

Any requests for unholy avarices will be condemned, and their skewered nipples fed to dogs.