Glory to the Illegal Timescan Broadcast Emergency!

I hereby solemnly swear that I will do all I can to uphold the values of humanity, not insanity, as the cornerstone of any society.
To do this, I swear that I will not hesitate to destroy the Furries wherever they may stand or whomever they may be, nor will I back down from my duties.
I realize that their perversion is a black mark on humanity which cannot be wiped clean. It must be cut out entirely and destroyed as a cancer.
Just as the depravity of the Furry knows no bounds, nor shall my thirst for their permanent extermination.
I pledge that I will do all I can to obliterate the Furry fandom, and I swear that all the sick ♥♥♥♥♥ who align themselves with said fandom will go with it into the fiery pits of hell.
And when I am finished, when my glorious task is done, when the last Furry on Earth has been obliterated into nothing more than a smear of sicko porn and ♥♥♥♥♥♥-up plush toy, I will rise and say “Look here. The deed is done.” And I will be exalted in glory eternally.