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Please help me, I am being held in a Chinese enternment camp. They force me to kill my family, I am being tortured daily, I don't know if I'll make it out alive... The only food I can eat is Lao Gan ma. "What the hell is Lao Gan ma?" that's what I asked them. They told me it's just chilly sauce. I sneak around to the back of the factory. As it turns out Lao Gan Ma is made from the flesh of my dead family. So I've been eating my wife and kid this whole time... they're gonna feed me more of this ♥♥♥♥....