Hazardous Gaming

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spray about me, you Silver trash? I’ll have you know I was a top pick for iBuyPower, and I’ve been training on DM servers with my FN StatTrak Fire Serpent, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in AWPING, rifling, and am a top player in the entire NA scene. You are nothing to me but just another rager. I will 1-top headshot you in any match, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crosshair settings. You think you can get away with accusing me of cheating in a video game over the Internet? Think again, baddie. As we speak I am contacting my teammates and gathering your personal information for a potential DDOS attack so prepare to change your IP, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. The attack will prevent bad players like you from deranking any more people in MM. You’re getting your 7-day cooldown before the match ends. I have the skills of lurking, awping, rushing, and entry fragging, and I got good at all of that in a few months. Not only am I extensively good at this game at Supreme rank, but I have access to an entire library of smokes, flashes, and strategies to beat you every single time, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known that your aim is terrible, your gun was sticking out, I was not flashed, and you make loud footsteps, maybe you would have not reported me. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re making yourself look even worse at the game than you already are, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will acquire your amazing skins from your stupid bets and drown in them if it's the last thing I do. You'll see me in Overwatch, kiddo.