Because this is totally original in every way plausible.

I hate to break it to you, but as much as I'm all for new acquaintances- I'm OCD, and just can't keep track of the clutter that is my friends list. I'm sure you're all wonderful people, but alas I've rather not have a hoard of names to reaffiliate myself with. Worry not, for as you've seen I've devised a literal 'Extended Friends List' In which you may partake in, rather add to your surmount of groups I'm assuming you already have added.
(Side note: I always will try to routinely be in ChatRoom.)
Alright guys, all cards on the table this can be really anything you want it to be, but I've decided to reduce mutuallity and limit it to this, I'll regularly checkup on the group if you have anything for me, to talk about, ect.. But jsut so you know This is where you can find/talk to me.
So if you have any questions just post something, otherwise I'll leave ya' to it. Thanks.

(Might Twitch Stream sometime, idk)

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My Steam :/ (Srsly?)