THE DUDE

*adds random person on steam*


t▲z: uh
t▲z: hello
λThekmim: Hi.
t▲z: wat can i do for you?
λThekmim: I'm an uhh... telemarketer.
λThekmim: I'm selling.. briefcases.
λThekmim: I spelled that right, right?
t▲z: i believe so
λThekmim: Kay' good.
λThekmim: I have this new model, and there's a briefcase, INSIDE OF A BRIEFCASE.
λThekmim: That's some next gen ♥♥♥♥ right there.
t▲z: ok
λThekmim: I have a picture of it, want me to show you?
t▲z: sure i guess
λThekmim: Made with carbon fiber.
λThekmim: http://www.carbonfibergear.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/hermes-carbon-fiber-briefcase.jpg
λThekmim: It's a really good material.
t▲z: uh cool
t▲z: do..do i know you?
λThekmim: Well, now you do.
t▲z: are you like one of my friends trolling me?
λThekmim: I'm Mr.Kmim, the telemarketer.
λThekmim: I'm just a simple telemarketer, sir.
λThekmim: You can call my company at 555-678-CASE
λThekmim: I'm completely legit.
t▲z: ok
t▲z: i dont exactly need a brief case :P
λThekmim: Oh, awww...
λThekmim: WAIT THE ♥♥♥♥
λThekmim: WHY DID www... TURN INTO A LINK
λThekmim: AHHH
t▲z: this is a business you handle in real life
λThekmim: Yes.
λThekmim: But just ignore the www...
λThekmim: Don't know what the ♥♥♥♥ that is.
t▲z: sure
λThekmim: Well, what a shame, can't buy a briefcase.
t▲z: no i just dont need one ._.
λThekmim: Oh.
λThekmim: Well still, what a shame.
t▲z: ok well handle you stuff irl
t▲z: later
t▲z is now Offline.