Official Bill Engvall Fanclub Steam Group

"If you're involved in with something that's original, you know, you'll always go back and try to rehash it."

-Eddie Murphy

"The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone's advice."

-Eddie Murphy

"With the success that I've had and the money that I make, if I and a white man went out to get a cab together, the cab wouldn't stop for me. It would stop for the white man."

-Eddie Murphy

Daffy Duck: Who was the Father of our country?
Porky Pig: Th-That's easy! G-George W-Wash...
[Alarm clock rings, Daffy hits Porky repeatedly with mallet]
Daffy Duck: Aw, I'm sorry! Time's up! You don't get the Super Chief, but you're still the winner of the Rocky Mountains, a 17-jeweled Half Nelson, and the La Brea Tar Pits!
Porky Pig: L-Lucky me!