We have been opressed for far too long, Comrades!

Today, we shall rise up and smite the bourgeoisie!
We shall feed our people better than those filthy abusive pigs that profit off of other people's work, while the people doing the work get ♥♥♥♥ all pay!

Grab your Kalashnikov, grab your ushanka, grab your 2 litre bottle of vodka, because now is the time to take power!

The time for revolution is NOW, and the revolution shall be red! Red with the blood of capitalist pigs!