The Ten Commandments

1. Thou shalt have no other Looney Toon before me.

2. Thou shalt make unto all thee gooby image, an muss repluhcate oll det is gooby above

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the King thy Gooby in vain; for the King will not hold him goonless that taketh his name in vain.

4. Remember the sunwell, to keep it holy. For on the nine thousandth day the King made Didney and Worl, thy buckets of goob, and all that is, and rested nun de tiem.

5. Honour thy loon and thy goon: that thy days may be long upon the laund which the King thy Gooby giveth thee.

6. Thou shalt not break the rools.

7. Thou shalt not simply commit adultery.

8. Thou shalt not taketh thy Gooby's monies.

9. Thou shalt not giveth false trooth.

10. Thou shalt not rustle thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not rustle thy neighbour's wife, nor her ass, nor any thing that is Gooby's.