i got raped by my alarm clock

Our Gaben, who art in Bellevue,
Rotund be thy shape,
Thy Half-Life (never) come,
Thy will be done on Earth,
As it is in VALVe,
Give us this day, our daily vidya,
And forgive us our pirating,
As we forgive those who pirate alongside us,
May VAC lead us not into temptation,
But deliver us from hacking,
For thine kingdom is the VALVe,
the Steam, and the vidya,
Forever and Ever,
Gaben