Your friend now tells me "I need my fucking rocks, or my next visit is to your family, and I won't be asking nicely."

What do I do? Do I let your friend kneecap my wife over some fucking rocks?

Of course not. I take the loss, and buy the 100 rocks I owe for whatever price they are being sold for.

One guy sells me 10 rocks for $10 each.

His friend has 5 rocks, and won't sell for less than $15 each.

The next guy wants $20 for his 2.

As there are fewer rocks, they sell for more, because people know I'm desperate.

The last guy, says 'Fuck you, man. I won't sell for less than $69,420.'

I get a text message with a picture of my front door.

I buy the fucking rock.

Imagine your friend has 100 rocks.

I 'borrow' them, and sell them to other people for $5 each. I pay your friend $1 a day to borrow these rocks.

I do this because I think in the future, I can buy 100 rocks for $2 each($200 total), and thus make a $300 profit. So long as it doesn't take me more than 200 days to do this, I turn a profit.

Well, some retarded apes find out that all the rocks are borrowed, so they buy up all the rocks. They refuse to sell those rocks for reasonable prices.

As much as we would love to see it, we're not gonna see gains of 30-40% every day. It's costing the hedgies millions each day in short interest, all we've gotta do to keep fucking them is to keep holding. 3/12 calls that are ITM will be exercised tomorrow, just have patience. Eat some crayons, sniff some glue, jerk off while watching your wife get fucked by her BF, just make sure you HOLD.

Early life
Bobby Shmurda was born Ackquille Jean Pollard in Miami, Florida, the younger of two sons born to a Vincentian mother and a Jamaican father.[1] After his birth, he and his mother moved to Brooklyn, New York, after his father's incarceration, before living in East Flatbush.[8]

Shmurda also had run-ins with the law while living in Brooklyn, including spending fifteen months in detention for probation violation, as well as being arrested on a gun charge that was later dropped.[1] According to his indictment, Shmurda was the ringleader of a criminal enterprise titled "GS9" which regularly got into disputes with criminal gangs, committed murder, carried out non-fatal shootings and engaged in drug trafficking[9] along Kings Highway to East Flatbush.