lolol

once apon a time a gurl was very horny she decided to masturbate. she had nothing to use. and saw a an egg in her fridge. she rubbed around down there with the egg, then all of a sudden her vagina sucked it up like a black whole. the gurl got scared and tryed to push it out but nothing... an hour or so later the egg popped out. but the egg somehow became a hardboild egg. she got scarred and put it in the fridge. later she saw her father eating an egg sandwich. the end