The Black Devils

It is with a heavy heart that Colonel Seadog has decided to disband the FSSF.

After many years, he could not cope with the fact that he is a fraud. He runs a make-believe unit that uses "real-life tactics" and tries to apply it (unsuccessfully) to a video game.

He spends countless hours, wasting his life away, developing a unit that prepares for nothing. Week in and week out, he talks about the scrimmages and matches of yesteryear and how what he is teaching will actually be put to use some day. But that day never comes. Instead, what he has to show for his hard work is a unit with no real leadership, rules that are made and modified on the fly, and members showing up more out of habit than anything else.

After disbanding this unit, Seadog plans to use his "war stories" and write a best-selling fictional novel based around them. He also plans to attend grade-school again where he will fit right in with others whom have a similar intellgence, reading, speaking, and spelling level as he does.

It's been a good run, but it's certainly time to move on.

When asked for comment, Seadog has this to say: "I BEEPIN' BEEP BEEPY BEEP BEEPY BEEPIN' BEEP!*"

* "I'm am a dishonorable fraud"