The Epic French Fry Army (EFFA) welcomes you to event, raffle, and giveaway paradise.

Welcome to the French Fry Army. You have been recruited by an elite potato to serve in the armed forces of...

I'm kidding, of course! Greetings from all of us here at the Epic French Fry Army! Recruited by one of your friends (whether through a raffle or just for the heck of it), you are joining us here today because you are awesome. We do a lot here in the French Fry Army: host events, raffles, giveaways, and even more fun wacky stuff. Also, one random player a month will recieve a free hat! So you've got nothing to lose just joining us here! We just got a few things to go over...

1. No flame wars. (also meaning no bullying, swearing, or rudeness tolerated)
2. No scamming.
3. No asking for free items.
4. No mic-spamming during games.
5. Please speak English.
6. Have an awesome time!
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Be awesome and have fun with us cool French Fries here!

The website that links you here!