Hey gamers, have you ever wanted to go back? Back to a time where you could stack clams and bully Jsmoov with impunity?

Well, have I got news for you!

Introducing DOLE'S DUCK DIMENSION!

"What is that? That's not Ellie's Nun House," you retardedly ask yourself before I finish the sales pitch.

Of course it isn't! ENH is long dead! DOLE'S DUCK DIMENSION is a dedicated 24-player vanilla server for TEAM FORTRESS 2 CLASSIC!

"Classic?" you ask like some kind of fucking moron.

TF2 Classic is a mod that brings TF2 back to it's roots by stripping out GARBAGE like every update past the Medic update while still retaining some of the newer ideas, more refined ideas like airblast, moving buildings, and other dumb shit! The mod also introduces some ideas that were scrapped from TF2's final build including a one-shot arcing rocket launcher for soldier, a pack of TNT for demo, and a cancerous nailgun for scout! There's even maps that feature the civilian!

I know what you're thinking to yourself now. "Mr. Haunter!, how and where can I call Jsmoov racial slurs?"

Well, my steam groupmates, you can get the mod here: https://tf2classic.com/

Just click the download button, follow the directions, and BAM! You're good to go. It's so easy, even C-block could do it!

You can find the server at this address: 209.126.127.25:19001

We are currently working on getting sourcemod set up to make admin abuse easier, but want to test the server out before we break anything again.

Come and play! We have all talk, we have a rotation chosen by Fox in Socks, and we have... a third thing.

tl;dr: fuck you, read it.