This is where we fight like the awesome people we are.

First rule of Katana Club is you don't talk about Katana Club.
Second rule of Katana Club is you don't talk about Katana Club... Unless you like fighting with katana!
Third rule of Katana Club. Someone yells "Taunt", they're up for a fight; "Good Game" and they're declining it.
Fourth rule of Katana Club: two guys to a fight, preferably of the same class.
Fifth rule: one fight [per area] at a time.
Sixth rule: If either contestant is already damaged enough to make the fight unfair, they are free to decline, and free to invalidate the fight as they see fit.
Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to.
Eighth rule: If this is your first time at Katana Club... You have to fight.