First rule of Dwight Club, do not talk about Dwight Club.
Second Rule of Dwight Club, DO NOT TALK ABOUT DWIGHT CLUB.
Third rule about Dwight Club, if someone yells for help, gets wounded, or goes down to the basement. Their life is over.
Fourth rule, only two guys to an exit.
Fifth rule, open both exits at the same time.
Sixth rule, no white shirts, only manager vests.
Seventh rule, Dwights will hide in a locker as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Dwight Club, you have to Dwight.