Traded to Darth. I think he's happy

I got a great deal on the minigun, so I threw in some more metal myself and bought a name + description tag to throw on there. My original plan was to have the description at "Happy Birthday from everyone over at the server!" but I realized that sucked, and also had no name in mind.

So, that's what this is for.

Put your name/description idea below, and I'll pick the best one. Extra points for making it both funny and fitting.

It's done, and in only 2 hours!

Great job everyone, and special thanks to those who donated quite a lot for Darth.