Hardcore Cum Enjoyers

no way you just said bro bro , you got a urine stain on yo shirt , your dog lactates piss out of his nipples , stinky ass dog , you got batarangs on yo desk looking like your trying to cosplay post trombone , boy you fucking thing 1 and thing 2 looking ass , with your cat in the hat , your wallet be looking flat , profile picture looking like a soggy piece of bubblegum looking ass , you got conceived under a school desk boy , you got an albino rat on yo fucking head bro , you be sounding like you asked your crush to prom by faxing her a pdf of a microsoft powerpoint presentation on ToP 5 rEaSoNS WhY You ShOUld GO to PrOm wiTh Me , I caught you butt naked last night in yo basement sword fighting a team of gangbanging mole rats while trying to rizz up their queen while singing "WEEET IN THE WATERRR" , bro you look like you finna try and leave the house and get a side quest notification that "THE DEEP IS CALLING" and get pulled down into the undersides of palatu parlamentului forced to have interracial sex with nicolae ceausescu and victor plomba , you look like you lost your charger in camp so you tried charging your phone by rubbing your leg on the carpet really fast going zzzzzzzzzzz I CAN FEEL THOR COMING INSIDE OF ME ONG ONG , looking ass boy , you boutta make me take of my shirt and go rizz up the nearest maiden I find boy , fucking slice of bread , twitter thread , on yo head , go to bed , giving head to uncle jed , in the shack , smack yo dad , tortilla wrap , your bank account lacks a single digit , you don't move , you fidget , autobot , megatron , rectangular hexagon , bout to deliver your mom the pack like I'm working for amazon , you ductaped a watch to your head and said now surely it is my time , your ultimate move is rocketing expired mayonnaise out of your nostrils , shoppin cart , crippled fart , go to school , 5 second rule , chewed a pencile , little freckle , got a bike , got no pedals , uncle bag , dirty rag , fortnite lag , absent dad , shitty dab , canadian flag , butthole flap , it's a trap , chewed on a razor , got a mcdonalds wallpaper , donald duck , toby cuck , ayo what the fuck , ping pong , wing wong , ching chong , you're doodoo at ping pong , looking like walter white with a mohawk finna be yelling out TIME TO GO EDGE RUNNERRR , JESSE WHERE IS THE METHAMPHETAMINE , you lost your virginity to a polar bear , yo dad just published a book on how to seduce a penguin called OHIO , JOURNALS OF THE RIZZLER , yo mom got arrested for shoplifting korean orphans , boy if you think I'm done you better pray to jesus cause there ain't no saving you dog , you got a decepticon dildo in yo nostril if you don't get your mr clean jellybean professional builderhut supreme , urine stain , rusty crane , destiny 2 dlc campaign , flint and steel , banana peel , looking like you headbutt horny goats , nahhhh bro I'm done , I'm done


-BALLZ

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