The WAY of the DIVINE FISH

Behold, this art of fish most godly!

Know these words as the morning routine, good sooth utter'd by children of GOD.

1. We be the FISHERS of the Heavy and the Sniper, and the Demoman and Soldier. We shall be as fishermen of the fortress, flawless in our art of communion with the angels of holy river.

2. We are command'd to be one with the fish, and by way of the holy bonds we wot STYLE, as we doth STYLE upon our enemies.

3. We'll not refuse weapons brainsickly, but in all possible times must we apply the power of the HOLY MACKEREL. For 'tis our guidance and life-giver light of the TRUTH.

4. Beseech upon others that they might become of the FISHBOY, and allow them the soft love and brilliant flair of our river divine, and to wot by wot chance the striped fish slayeth even their false but in sooth mighty gods.

5. Thou art Fishboy. We are Fishboy. All knights of the Mackerel are FISHBOY.

Understand these words as the gospel, and into our enlighten'd ranks thou shalt find sanctum.

The fish is thy sword, the style is thy shield. With the Special Delivery thy fate is sewn.

With thou be the way of FISHBOY!