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This group is for the members and friends of Clan Anus! CLAN ANUS ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!

This clan is not a joke. This is very serious ♥♥♥♥. The fact that you are even seeing this page right now is a miracle.

You have fallen into the rabbit hole. Only you can decide where to go from here.

This group is for members and friends of Clan Anus.

Clan Anus has a history which dates back many years. To become an Anus brother is an honor that many can never dream of achieving. The series of events and circumstances which must take place in order for one to even potentionally become a member of Clan Anus is absolutely unfathomable. Because of the inability for the human brain to even comprehend the complex set of circumstances which must be achieved in order to arouse the concept of you becoming a member, it's better just to assume that membership is closed at this time.

Clan Anus utilizes a Ventrilo voice communication server but it's not really open to the public. The chances of you gaining access to this server is extremely unlikely. Although it's assumed that the probablity of you gaining access to the Ventrilo server far exceeds the probablity of you becoming a member of Clan Anus, this theory hasn't actually been tested and it's still unfathomable/extremely unlikely that you will ever receive the server details.

Feel free to meet other people in this group and befriend each other, but remember that the secrets of Clan Anus must never be revealed.

Silence is truth.
Darkness is light.
The Anus pulsates.