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You just left Vermilion City and are walking through the forest. Your 3 pokemon are resting secure in your pokeballs, which are facened neatly to your belt. Excited after earning your third badge, your pace is rapid and upbeat. You turn the trail to find a clearing where a Charizard is munching on the innards of a bloody, mangled, and slightly charred Jiggly Puff. You're recently acquired bubbly disposition seems to have masked the voracious chomping and brutal ripping of Charizard's jaws on tender Jigglypuff flesh. The sound echoes off the surrounding trees. The dead, pink, normal type puffball, now several shades of red and scattered across the clearing, died facing the opening to the woods. It's souless body gazes at you from behind black, listless eyes. Charizard's nostrels flair as it catches your scent.


Do you:
A) Get out your squirtle and er... your water bottle. Yeah, you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
B) Oh ♥♥♥♥. Get the ♥♥♥♥ out of here! What're you doing?! Go! Get the ♥♥♥♥ outta' here you stupid idiot! ♥♥♥♥ we're all dead- Get the ♥♥♥♥ out!
C) ♥♥♥♥ yourself after you realize how real this ♥♥♥♥ just got. Then die.
D) Thanks for ruining my childhood you piece of ♥♥♥♥. I will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ find you and rain down upon you the wrath of ten thousand little children who were just told Santa doesn't exist.
E) What the hell is wrong with you?/Where the hell have you been?