WHY THE F*CK NOT BURGERPANTS

See, everyone always f*cking worships the goats and skeletons. Okay? Okay. Right. No problem. It's fine.


...But, there is one thing that bugs me: WHY NOT BURGERPANTS? He doesn't care if you're a little weirdo and you kill monsters, he doesn't care if you're awesome and give hugs and kisses to everyone, and he doesn't care that the world is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up place. He just wants to sell food.



Hell, why not Doggo? He can't even see things that don't move. That is f*cking tragic. But that's a story for another time.