Don't mess with us or we'll rek you 1 v 1 bruv.

British clan currently in exile, looking for opportunities in mercenary work, such as pillaging, rape and badger-shooting. We have a plethora of skilled marksmen and demomen looking to provide top quality services for top quality people. Our specialities comprise of telling people to "♥♥♥♥ off" and we offer free nivea for those who have their anuses painfully sore. For those who are curious for the right reasons, we dedicated our clan insignia to the most beautiful bird that has blessed this planet.

"Stare into the anus long enough and the anus stares back at you." - Karl Marx