Headpunching with loquacity and bliss since we started

Hello everyone,

Welcom to the BLAHP group page! I am pleased to announce the genesis of this group. The purpose of which is lofty and immutable. The progress of which is rapid and excellent. The members of which are blissfully loquacious and auspicious headpunchers! A note to all visitors, if you do believe you are worthy of BLAHP you may put forth a formal request to either myself, who is Finstrel, or Frenzie. If we so acquiesce your request it may behoove you to bless us profusely, because we behest that you join this best of best groups.

The qualitites of such a one who would be worthy of joining BLAHP are as follows.
One who..
Seeks to be just at all times (correctly ordering the tripartite soul, etc.)
Seeks truth at all times (willing to discuss philosophy whether in-game or not)
Is able to experience bliss (such as Innocent Smith and other similar heroes)
Enjoys headpunching (the greatest example of a headpunching enjoyer is my dear friend Frenzie)
Loves others (as He loves us)
P.S.
Loquacity is not a requirement. And who even knows what auspicious really means? We were just trying to come up with a decent acronym. Who knows if we succeeded?

Thank you everyone for reading this longer than usual post in our instant gratification era! Please enjoy your life as best you can, for everyone's sake. And I mean really truly enjoy it. As the aforementioned and most honorable Innocent Smith did his.
Thank you again,
Refusing to die while I am still alive,
Finstrel