What's going on guys Big Kitchen here today we'll be making a

Street Beef Wellington

First what you want to do is grab your ingredients and prepare your meat for tenderising

You will need the Following:

Food stamps
1 Electric panel heater
5 Premium parent tears/caregivers
6 Onion rings
3 Hungry Jack's exotic rare chicken breasts
7 Eggs
11 New Zealand made prostitutes
84 Carrot Gold sunglasses from Gucci and/or Supreme
and lastly 1000 cooking pastry

Sweet, now that you have everything you need to make your delicious James Cordon Bleu we can get ready to make your delicious sour delight.

First you take your cup of flower, add a sprinkle of sesame seeds
Stir vigoriously
Once stirred add your some of your father's tears and pubes into the mixture
Ah yes that's it, oh yeah you little ♥♥♥♥♥ doesn't that look srum diddly Ampious.
Thirdly you now are going to add Chinese communist propoganda into your mix
By now you should have atleast 17 orphan children surrounding your place of residence asking for their loved ones back
You will be now executed for making Beef Wellington enjoy your stay.

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