A House full of Hags

Well we know that while most male killers are homicidal because of their tiny penises, Myers does not have this problem and every survivor knows it. When you see him standing in bushes staring I think the only natural response is to feel intimidated, nay, terrified, of the sheer girth of his member, the incredible size of his ♥♥♥♥. Do you think he power walks so confidently because of his big knife? Nah, a man moves with that kind of intensity when he knows how intensely hung he is. Virgin legion runs around and vaults and stabs as many survivors as he can and doesn't even down anybody because as much as he'd like to hide it, he has a tiny penis, he is terribly endowed. Myers? Never. He sees you, and it's over. He chases you down with the focus that only a man well endowed could achieve, and ends you in one hit, god forbid you get unhooked to have to face his massive shlong once again. So yes, you are very justified to be more scared of Myers than the rest. He kills not to prove anything, but simply to assert his dominance as the most hung man in the fog.