None of you (except Gravy and I of course) showed up to the HUGE "Big Update" party...

COKE WAS THERE GUYS. COKE SUPPLIED THOUSANDS OF SODIE POPS FOR US TO ENJOY AND ONLY GRAVY AND I COULD ENJOY THEM!!

OUR TUMMIES STILL HURT BECAUSE THERE WAS NO WAY IN HELL WE WERE GOING TO WASTE THE GREAT POPS THAT COKE PROVIDED.

We even had a new sponsor show up, but when they saw it was just us two they skipped town and went to outback for a quick steak, some coconut shrimp, and a bloomin' onion... They called us after and said they're cancelling the deal. You degens will NEVER know what this sponsor was going to be. (FYI it was amazing...)

This will greatly affect the future of our wonderful group that all of you have ruined.

Gravy and I will think about what we will do and let you know (even though you don't deserve it).

This is you all's last mistake... I'm certain of that...











MAMA OUT