Just give us a tool and we'll give 'em hell!

Strewn from rock and hard labor, Baker Jaeger Fest rose from being just a group of volunteers to become something more than mere mortals... they became machines! The roughest toughest sons-a-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of Eastern Nevada in real life and the very essence of badass in cyberspace.

IS the world ready?

Better be! Because we are here to kick ass and take names, and take those names and kick them in the ass until they change their names to 'Ass-kicked'.