The Evil Dance of the Axe Crew

══д

The (fictional) gang appearing in Hong Kong martial arts films.

..With a badass choreographed dance.


The Axe Gang has control over Shanghai and uses axes as a weapon of choice, usually dressed in black suits and sometimes top hats. Boxer From Shantung is perhaps the gang's earliest appearance, though they are not formally called Axe Gang within the film. The Gang also appears in Project A Part II, Drunken Master II, Marrying the Mafia II and Shanghai Affairs.

..And they have a badass dance.

In the comedy film Kung Fu Hustle, the Axe Gang is run in a way very similar to the Italian crime mafia families or perhaps to the major Chinese Triads. The Axe Gang is led by Brother Sum. Two crossed axes forming an "X" can be seen as their recognizable logo in Kung Fu Hustle, which many if not all members have tattooed on their bodies somewhere, visible or otherwise. The gang is shown doing dance moves in Kung Fu Hustle reminiscent of 50s musicals.

..Because they have a badass dance.


What does it take?
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
1. Do the dance.
2. Recruited, tattooed.
[3. Do gangster stuff.]
4. Do the dance.

══д

So, what's this in terms of Gaming?
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

The Axe Gang group requires no qualifications or qualities relating to gaming.
The Axe Gang encourages anyone to join; no criminal or dance experience necessary.

Because the dance ...teaches itself.



So stop messing with the cops; grab an axe and join the jive!

══д


"Axe - No questions."
-Swig

Official Axe Dance Soundtrack
The Axe Gang Dance
Petition for Axes in CS:S[yolololololololololo.ytmnd.com]