When life gives you apples, don't make apple juice!

Make life take the apples back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn apples! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me apples! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the apples! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible apple that burns your house down!