All you need is a moustache

You men long for love

You mustn't all dispair

There's a secret you must know

To capture the hearts of the fair

You may not have the looks

You may not have the dash

But you'll win yourself a girl

Only if you've got a moustache

A moustache! A moustache!

If you only got a moustache!

You maybe common folk

Without a hint of pride

But you needn't be a king

To make any maiden a bride

You may not have the name

You may not have the cash

But you'll make that girl your own

Only if you have a moustache

A moustache! A moustache!

If you only got a moustache!

You may be big and fat

Or uglier than sin

All the ladies shut you out

You're wondering how to get in

Well, here's my advice

Just how to make a splash

You can have your pick of girls

If you've only got a moustache

A MOUSTACHE! A MOUSTACHE!

BIG MOUSTACHE, THICK MOUSTACHE!!!

MY MOUSTACHE! YOUR MOUSTACHE!

SAY THE WORD! THE WORD MOUSTACHE!

A MOUSTACHE A MOUSTECHE!

NOW WE BOTH HAVE SAID MOUSTACHE!

A MOUSTACHE! A MOUSTACHE!

IF YOU'VE ONLY GOT A MOUSTACHE!

Anthem