Grow up!

This is a parody of the massively popular and even more massively stupid "Left 4 Dead 2 Boycott."

WE RECONIZE:

-Freedom of speech is one of the greatest rights we have.

-That the boycott's avatar of the L4D hand giving the middle finger is pretty funny.

-That I too was pissed off that we didn't get any details about Episode 3. I'm over it, and you should be too!

-Anyone who charges money for a quality product is evil and should be destroyed. (lol)

WE ARE COMMITED

-To show that Left 4 Dead 2 will be worth the full $50 price tag.

-To show that Valve will still release DLC for Left 4 Dead.

WE BELEIVE

-The fact that Valve is releasing a sequel that didn't take 6 years to make is amazing.

-That the release of Left 4 Dead 2 will not make Left 4 Dead 1 an obsolete purchase (Nude Zoey skin is well worth another $40 in my opinion. lulz)

-That members of the boycott have overreacted to the announcement of Left 4 Dead 2 and assumed Valve will drop support of Left 4 Dead 1, which is not the case at all.

-That ammo that sets zombies on fire is worth every penny of that $50 purchase.

WE REQUEST

-That everyone just calm the hell down! Okay?!

Therefore, we-the members of the "'Left 4 Dead 2 Boycott' Boycott"- promise to say "Grow up!" to any L4D2 Boycotter we see.

Attack Day