CLEAN THE STREETS OF DOWNTOWN WASHINGTON FROM THE SHAVEN MENACE

Are you sad?

If you answered "yes" to this question, we have another for you:

Is it because all of your fellow destitute criminal sociopaths walk around, parading their clean, shaven faces without a care in the world? Do you want to express these albeit uncommon feelings with the other 0.54% of the community that share them with you? Well then, you're shit outta luck, because there's no Steam group for people who still watch Seinfeld.

Oh, wait, this is for people in Payday 2 with beards. Forget that part.

In that case, I guess you ARE in the right place! Welcome, fellow manly-faced heister! Every second you spend reading this introduction means you aren't wasting your time doing something that doesn't involve reading this introduction! Congratulations!

But you're not out of the proverbial frying pan just yet. Click the "Join" button to the top-right of your screen (and make sure it's not the group made by the asshats who still watch Seinfeld before you click it) and don't stop clicking until you're 101% positive you've made the right choice.

If you invite someone who doesn't have a beard, you sir, are a dick.