HOOLIGANS FOR REBOOT OF OREGON TRAIL II

REGULATIONS & RULES OF CONDUCT
1 - NO TRUCHOS (ONE MAXIMUM)
2 - CUSTOMARILY REMAIN ANONYMOUS
3 - PRIORITIZE HARASSING OF THE GUARDS
4 - SUPPORT GRAFFITI
5 - KEEP TELEVISIONS AT CHANNEL 52
13½ - OBEY THE COURT JESTER
6 - IGNORE EMMANUEL
7 - DUCK THE FBI
8 - GAMBLE MONIES BEFORE SPENDING
9 - DECORATE ROOMS WITH NICOTINE PATCHES
10 - PRANK CALL THE GUARD STATION OFTEN
7½ - FEED THE WILD GREMLINS ONCE PER DAY
11 - MAKE SURE ELECTRIC SOCKETS CONSTANTLY HAVE THEIR LED LIGHTS ON
12 - ORGANIZE ESCAPE ROUTE
- THROW FLOWER POT AT DOOR LOCK IN COURTYARD
- USE UMBRELLAS AS JOUSTING LANCES
- IMPROVISE
13 - WORSHIP THE QUEEN
14 - FILE INFINITE GRIEVANCE FORMS
15 - NEVER VIOLATE THE COLLECTIVE
16 - DEMONSTRATE EXTREME & OVERZEALOUS LOYALTY
17 - FEIGN RELIGIOUSNESS RELIGIOUSLY
18 - LOCATE & DESTROY THE FACTORY THAT MANUFACTURES "THE LONDON" NEWSPAPER
19 - PLEASE EXCUSE
20 - DON'T ALLOW ANY HOUSEKEEPING
21 - DISRUPT GROUPS
22 - ACKNOWLEDGE THAT MCGRUFF THE CRIME DOG IS CREEPY AND WEIRD
23 - DEMAND A PERPETUAL SUPPLY OF FOOD FROM THE KITCHEN & LEMONADE IN A FORM OTHER THAN A BLOCK OF ICE
24 - INTERCEPT EACH & EVERY FREE MEAL POSSIBLE WHETHER FOR PURPOSES OF EATING OR STOCKPILING FOR FOOD FIGHTS
25 - IN THE EVENT THAT A 'CODE GREY E2 --- E AS IN ECHO' IS IN PROGRESS IGNORE IT & MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS
26 - ARRANGE STYROFOAM CUPS IN EVERY CORNER OUT OF SIGHT
27 - DON'T MISUSE THE LARGE CHAIRS FOR BLOCKING PORCH ENTRANCES (GUARDS TAKE CONTROL OF SAID CHAIRS EVERY TIME WHEN THAT'S DONE)
27½ - ADDRESS ALL ISSUES
28 - ASK FOR PAPER CALENDARS TO BE SET UP
29 - HOARD COFFEE
30 - PLAY AIR GUITAR