[bum bum bum, ba-dum da-dum]
The Cuck walked up to the cocktail stand
and he said to the man running the stand...
"HEY!" [bum bum bum] "Got any sluts?"

The man said "Go away you filthy perv."
"Cocktails is all I've ever served!"
"Why don't you take a hike?"

The Cuck said "Go screw a dike!"

The he strutted away! [struttin' struttin']
He gotta get paid! [by the hour]
Gotta go to work! [at Trump Tower]
... 'Til the very next day.

[bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum da-dum]

The Cuck walked up to the cocktail stand
and he slapped his ♥♥♥♥ onto the stand...
"HEY!" [bum bum bum] "Got any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?"

The man balled his fists and said...
"Why don't you go get a pocket toy and screw that you filthy pervert who can't get laid so he comes and bothers the cocktail man because he has no game!
How about you go to another bar and stop acting LAME!"

The Cuck said "Your sister wasn't lame."

Then he zipped up his pants [waddle waddle]
as he strutted away [got the zipper stuck]
but that's all okay [showing off the package]
Till the very next day.

[bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum da-dum]

The Cuck walked up to the cocktail stand
and he said to the man running the stand...
"HEY!" [bum bum bum] "Got any ♥♥♥♥♥♥?"

The man got pissed, then he started to smile.
"Come on, fellow! I bet you haven't had ♥♥♥♥♥ in a while."

Then they strutted away [my ♥♥♥♥ itches]
but that's okay [they don't care they're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥]
watch out for snitches [shut yo damn mouth]
'Till they arrived at the trap house

[bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum da-dum]

"Here you go sir, she'll make your ♥♥♥♥ stir
She's even got a sister you can ♥♥♥♥ next to her!"
The Cuck's mind began to go....
"How about.... no!"

"But I like this place...
It makes my heart race...
and it would bring me joy....
it would make my day...
do you think we could...
do you THINK we could...

double team your wife so you don't have to pay?!"

Then he scrambled away! [zipping up his pants]
The man was angry in a trance! [hope he tied his shoes]
He even left the booze! [why'd you do that]

Instead he screwed the Cat.