Heres a little song in spirit of this Holiday

Christmas is coming
In fact its nearly here
It only comes once
Once in a year

But I think thats too often
It should happen each decade
And to illustrate my point, heres
A song that I made

'Cos Christmas is a time for spreading love
To spread merriment and cheer
Its a time with the highest suicide rate
Of the whole year

Its a time to give presents
That you now that you dont need
Its the season for giving
Its the season for greed

Its a time for getting pissed
Its a time for drinking beer
Its a time to eat more food
Than an African has in a year

Its a time for see family
You know you dont wanna see
Its a time to spread love and joy
By cutting down a tree

Its a time to celebrate the birth
Of our lord Jesus Christ
And what better way to do that
Than buy gifts that are well overpriced

Its a time for every one to enjoy
Except the Muslims and the Jews
And the atheists and the agnostics and the Hindus
And the gays

Its a time for celebrations
For the yearly Christmas banter
Its a time to lie to kids, about
The existence of God

Its a time for decorations
To go up 3 months early
Its a time for Bob Geldof
To turn up on our TVs


Telling us to
Feed the world,
They don't know its Christmas time


I hate Christmas
What a f-ckin waste of my good time,
It's a waste of my good time......



Do have a very merry Christmas :)