Phil has gone missing, can 12, Justin, Bike and Mucus save their friend?

After many hours of intense research, I have concluded that you all are unreal and homosexual (colloquially known as fake and gay). This conclusion was reached after hours of intense research and a strict following of the scientific process. The first step of the process is to obseve subtle behavioral tendencies. The second step is to test the subjects response to certain stimulus. The third and final step is to record results and run the sample through a precise data analysis device. After completing these three steps in a detail oriented way, I have concluded that you are, without a doubt homosexual.